Road Trips . . .
1. Do NOT allow the Easter Bunny to put "whistle pops" in your kids' baskets--especially if you are planning a 12 hour car ride.
2. Just because it's April, do not assume you will have nice weather. Be prepared for road conditions that include rain, strong wind, hail, snow and blinding sunlight. All of these will likely occur within an hour or two.
3. Do not allow the driver to listen to 12 Jack Johnson songs in a row when she is already feeling drowsy. You might even need to break out the whistle pops again. (Really, I was only resting my eyes for a second!)
4. Allow unlimited passenger use of those things that are usually off limits--Cell phones, cameras, ipods, laptops, DS etc. And don't forget the car chargers!
5. Stock up on giant jawbreakers. They last approximately 5 hours and it is impossible to argue with your sister with one in your mouth!
Missionary shopping . . .
1. Feel free to stop by Missionary Mall to pick up your free tie and mission flag . . .
2. But steer clear of those "industrial suits" guaranteed to last two years. The suits look as bad as they sound. Do we really want people thinking that's how Mormons dress? Yikes!
3. Prepare yourself: You will need cash, checks, credit cards and possibly even trading stamps.
Wedding Festivities . . .
1. Be sure you have plenty of cousins to play with while all the grownups are inside the temple.
2. Have at least two cameras handy so that you can take dozens of pictures of the lovely temple grounds and the even lovelier bride and groom. Then you can post them on YOUR BLOG
3. If the reception gets a little boring you can make another trip to the chocolate fountain or use the jewels decorating the tables to spell words, draw pictures, or write mathematical equations.
Now you know!!

